blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

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leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

(via theotherspectrum)

sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

illuminate-your-soull:


I DIDNT EVEN OMG


I love him illuminate-your-soull:


I DIDNT EVEN OMG


I love him illuminate-your-soull:


I DIDNT EVEN OMG


I love him illuminate-your-soull:


I DIDNT EVEN OMG


I love him illuminate-your-soull:


I DIDNT EVEN OMG


I love him

The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.


Stop it. I’ll cry again. 
The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.


Stop it. I’ll cry again.

The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

Stop it. I’ll cry again.

(via roma-mc)

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

tastefullyoffensive:

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Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
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